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1950s wedding dresses

There's been a post about Australian 1950s guide to looking after husbands well the WOG wife guide from 1950-2010 is better
1: make sure the pasta and sauce is ready at 11:30am and 5pm everyday for lunch and dinner
2: make sure you clean clothes everyday by hand with rainwater
3: never talk to him while he is watching television and the evening news and allow him to explain what's going on in the world and his point of view even if it's sexist racists etc
4:never take up more than your allocated space in bed even if you are falling
5:always wear black clothing specially a long black dress as someone is always dead and your constantly mourning
6:sit at the back seat when he is driving and never ask to touch or drive his car
7:when he wants sex just lay there for 35seconds and take it like nonna used to and do not say a word pretend it's your wedding night,make sure he is taken care off
8: respect the belt....if you are out of line,laugh at him or make dinner late expect to get a lashing do not cry just take it
9:when shopping always buy discounts and whatever he wants never buy anything you need or else and always stock up like buy 100 packs of pasta if on special and always haggle
10:whenever you have visitors bring out old and stale cake or biscuits and drinks never the new or good stuff
11:when at a function always serve your husband first and never eat in front of him
12:if you have money always give him 80% of it
13:when your sick never show it...but if he is sick with a cold headache etc act like he is dying and pray in front of him to god jjesus etc
14:don't have any hobbies friends,social life as you are only allowed to like what he is into like horseraces,gambling,etc and only allowed talk to him when you are out at social events and remember you are forbidden to go out with out him anywhere even to your mothers house 1950s wedding dresses
15:never talk to another man even if it's your brother,father,priest doctor,neighbour,policeman etc has he will be jealous and give you the belt